SPOOKY HEAVEN

[kinetic]

Happy Halloween!

Welcome! Everything is fine.

Don't worry if you can't remember how you died. We erased your memory of that moment to help with the transition. Based on a complex calculus that assigns a numeric value to all your thoughts and actions while you were alive, you have earned a spot in the Good Place! Enjoy your afterlife.

For Halloween, the little walkable suburban neighborhood of your Good Place has adopted a few new features. The entities in charge want to make sure everyone feels at home without missing what they felt made life fun before! Feel free to play with any/all of the following prompts:

• Ambient 'spooky' music plays at all hours of the day and in every location, broken up every 9.15 hours by Miley Cyrus' cover of Nine Inch Nails' "Head Like a Hole."


• A silent but friendly clown jumpscares everyone and offers them a balloon animal, even in private moments.


• Every restaurant has exclusively candy corn themed dishes.


• Roller skates are "in" and everyone is provided with a pair so they can skate everywhere.


• Houses are remodeled to have haunting effects and/or corn mazes.


• That person you hate is hosting a group watch of people's deaths on the screens that play people's memories from their own POV.


• Due to a misinterpretation of "bloody hearts" as 'just a British thing,' the town festival is actually Valentine's-themed.

Make related (or unrelated!) top-levels, posts, etc. to your heart's content.

Comments

[pilgrimages]

How hard did you try?

[heurist]

Everyone has a Satanism phase.

[pilgrimages]

I'm not sure that's true.

[heurist]

Maybe not everyone.
But some teenagers have more of an internet connection than a personality.
But I'm talking about myself too much.
What about you?
What did you do to get here?