SPOOKY HEAVEN

[kinetic]

Happy Halloween!

Welcome! Everything is fine.

Don't worry if you can't remember how you died. We erased your memory of that moment to help with the transition. Based on a complex calculus that assigns a numeric value to all your thoughts and actions while you were alive, you have earned a spot in the Good Place! Enjoy your afterlife.

For Halloween, the little walkable suburban neighborhood of your Good Place has adopted a few new features. The entities in charge want to make sure everyone feels at home without missing what they felt made life fun before! Feel free to play with any/all of the following prompts:

• Ambient 'spooky' music plays at all hours of the day and in every location, broken up every 9.15 hours by Miley Cyrus' cover of Nine Inch Nails' "Head Like a Hole."


• A silent but friendly clown jumpscares everyone and offers them a balloon animal, even in private moments.


• Every restaurant has exclusively candy corn themed dishes.


• Roller skates are "in" and everyone is provided with a pair so they can skate everywhere.


• Houses are remodeled to have haunting effects and/or corn mazes.


• That person you hate is hosting a group watch of people's deaths on the screens that play people's memories from their own POV.


• Due to a misinterpretation of "bloody hearts" as 'just a British thing,' the town festival is actually Valentine's-themed.

Make related (or unrelated!) top-levels, posts, etc. to your heart's content.

Comments

natha (the dark urge) | bg3 (cw: clowns, murder, gore)

[brainwormed]

[ natha has murdered the clown.

to be fair, he startled her. to be extra fair, the noise that balloons make when they rub against each other is sinful, and who wouldn't murder someone who kept making it by folding balloons into animal shapes?

now the little voice in her head is begging them to make balloon animals out of his intestines as they spill out onto the charming walkable brick streets that wind through the neighborhood. hopefully people just mistake the blood streak for seasonal decor, and not as a sign that someone is currently struggling to drag a clown corpse behind the cotton candy corn cart to hide it. ]

juna (oc)

[pilgrimages]

01. Isn't it a little on the nose to celebrate Halloween in a neighborhood full of dead people?

02. If I wanted to eat something that wasn't candy corn...

03. [ an incoherent screaming sound at 2:18 am from inside your neighbor's house, which is a funky 70s love den without any furniture aside from cushions and futon pads thrown across the floor, as miley cyrus' "head like a hole" kicks in again. ]

alina starkov (grishaverse)

[sunmon]

[ someone alina just met and has already decided she hates (probably out of sheer jealousy), or someone she already hated from ravka like aleksander or zoya, is hosting a watch-night. the news came if not via an invitation extended to alina, then by some poor soul mentioning it to her and asking if she plans to go.

either way, the answer is the same: ]

If I decide I want to become very depressed and maudlin, I'll keep it in mind, but don't wait for me. I'm surprised anyone is going.

Gannicus | Spartacus

[godofthearena]

1. Jupiter's cock, what witchcraft be this? Each door leads to hallway instead of fucking latrine.

2. [Gannicus stood at the top of a hill with a pair of roller skates, looking between them and the pitch of the hill. Grinning wildly, he laughed with excitement before grabbing the arm of the person passing by.]

Help strap wheels to feet so I can fucking fly.